Paranormal Medicine Cabinet

I wonder which spirit is going to woo me this year?

Tylenol

Will you unravel my blankets and sneak a peak at my nakedness?

Nyquil

Is it weird that I sleep naked? Pajamas are flammable.

Band-Aid

I hope you whisper “get well” into my ear when you finish doing whatever spirits do to a sleeping 20-something on Halloween.

Valium

You wouldn’t wake me though, would you?

Advil PM

I hope I don’t offend you with my wine breath or my blocked-up sinuses.

Vanilla Listerine

All I ask for is a piece of something sweet under my pillow whenever you finish.

Lemon ginger cough drops

Will you please let the taste of my kiss hover over you,

like a ghost finding a naked 20-something in bed on Halloween?

Puffs tissues with Shea Butter

Could we talk about God in my dream after you finish? Is that weird?

Frankincense

Can you at least tell my stomach is happy?

Alka-Seltzer Plus (Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh! what a relief it is)

If you find that you have a voice, please hum some Barry White (or a hymn if you’re up for it).

Ground-up rose petals or any suppositories lying around.

Can you please film our pungent encounter, and then sell the movie rights (unless I’m snoring)?

A warm glass of milk and Breathe Right Strips

  

When you leave, just remember how warm I was and that my name is Justin.

DayQuil plus Vitamin C