Concerto for Blood and Vocals in Whatever Key You Imagine Dying To

Replace the orchestra with children in ragged clothes carrying sharp rocks. If rocks are not available, use instruments. The children will then be instructed to throw the objects at the audience. Make sure that they draw blood. If any members of the audience are heard crying, the children should then immediately yell, “K should never be silenced, fish only swim in milk bottles, cardboard boxes do not hold secrets, and in a fair world, none of you should become famous for saying ‘A is for parrot, which we can all see.’ But then again, who the hell cares? Honestly, who the fuck cares?” (Crescendo) (The chord progression is as follows; I-ii-V7-IV-vi-V-IV-ii-V7). The audience will then listen to the blood drip from their temples, broken gums, gashed foreheads, and sliced salami forearms. After 20 minutes of aural masturbation, the audience shall then be asked to kiss the person seated to their right, in order to taste the blood God must crave after reading Grapefruit and anything written by the conceptual artist, Raymond Mack.

The audience beforehand will be asked to sign a waiver.